caughtup-in-sunlightt:

literally

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*hears noises at night*:	well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*:	I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*:	I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*:	here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*:	don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*:	great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*:	I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*:	shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

malcology:

they will find this portrait 3000 years from now and create a religion out of it

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suicideblonde:

Florence Welch and Lana Del Ray at the Cannes Film Festival premiere of The Great Gatsby, May 15th

The Dixons vs. Walkers

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“Gatsby. He had an extraordinary sense of hope. But I had the uneasy feeling that he was guarding secrets.”

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